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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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delusioninabox:

Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.

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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

image

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

(via pizza)

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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brititsh:

"im 12 but i am mature for my age"

image

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katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

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  • *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

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