thirstfollower:

me introducing myself on the first day of school:

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shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

prettygayboys:

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teamhydrate:

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

wipe the cheeto dust off your sweatpants and go outside wtf

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

boys-and-suicide:

Which is not me
"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

turntnip:

gym class

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teamrocketing:

it’s time for everyone to realize how cute i am and give me the endless amount of attention i deserve